Here Comes Omicron - A Christmas Parody

It’s that time of year again, so here is a timely little Christmas parody to cheer (stir?) things up.

To the music of “Here Comes Santa Claus”

Here comes Omicron, here comes Omicron, Right when Delta had waned Won’t be long ‘til Omega comes along And you’ll need booster eight. Masks are staying, Karens are braying, “You’re not wearing that right!” So stay in your room, have Christmas on Zoom

'Cause Omicron comes tonight! Here comes Omicron, here comes Omicron, Right when Delta had waned Kids’ toys are sitting off the coast

Our gifts will be too late Looters are roving, stores are closing Our cities are full of blight So stay in your room, have Christmas on Zoom

'Cause Omicron comes tonight! Here comes Omicron! Here comes Omicron, here comes Omicron, Right when Delta had waned Inflated prices on all goods Our wallets feel the pain. Sleepy Joe is in control, Jen Psaki says, “The outlook is bright!” So stay in your room, have Christmas on Zoom

'Cause Omicron comes tonight! Here comes Omicron, here comes Omicron, Right when Delta had waned We’d better obey and get our shots

It’s mandate time again Vax passports must be shown by all

When we go out at night So stay in your room, have Christmas on Zoom

'Cause Omicron comes tonight!

Safety first will come to all

Health officials will show us the light

So let's bow down to all their rules

'Cause Omicron is coming tonight!